Yorkshire
Compliments:
Ah appreciate
theur mooar than santeur appreciates chimney grease
When ah gra
up, ah want ta be just li' tha
Your voice is
mooar soothin than morgan freeman's
I think abaht
theur while ah'm ont' toilet
You skeg sa
perfect
You're mooar
fun than bubble wrap
You mek uz
feel li' ah'm on top o' t' world
You are eur
bucket o' awesome
Even uz ca'
likes tha
I love theur
mooar than eur drunk college student loves tacos.
Flirting:
Ayup, cumly
Me wiyaa'
theur is li' eur nerd wiyaa' braces, eur shoe wi' art laces,
asentencewithahtspaces
You are t'
gravy ta uz mashed spuds
Let's doa dis
agin sometime
You could nip
on longa wiyaa' eur showa than most fowk
I’m glad we
met is it mafted
I 'eear or is
it just theur?
I usually
dooant seh dis on eur fust date, bur will theur marry uz
I dooant speyt
much Yorksha, bur wi' theur orl ah chuffin' need ta seh is beautiful
The onny
difference atwixt exceptional 'n amazin is tha
I definitely
wouldn't kick theur art o' bed
Greeting:
Aye up, i'd
li' ta kna why thas sa beautiful
Good morning
Good afternoon
Good evening
Hello
Ha eur theur?
Whats up?
Hows it
gonneur?
Ha are things?
Ha theur doin?
Insults:
Thy birth
certificate is an apology fra t' conda factory Shut up, tha'il nivva be t'
bloke thy mutheur is
You mun av bin
born on eur 'ighway cuz that's wheear most accidents ap'n
You're sa fahl
ayup kitty sez tarreur ta thee.
I nivva getget
eur fyass, bur i' thy case ahl mek an exception.
I skeg intoa
thy een 'n gerr t' feelin someone else is drivin.
Guess when
theur wor born, t' doctor slapped thy dad?
I don’t
exactly 'ate theur, bur if theur wor on fire 'n ah 'ed wattah, i’d sup it.
I’d li' ta see
things fra thy point o' view bur ah can’t seem ta gerr uz noggin 'a' far up uz
ass.
Come agin when
theur can’t jannock stay sa long
You gawp a'
frozzen juice can 'cos thee seh ‘concentrate’
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