Liverpool
Compliments:
Ay appreciate
yous more than santa appreciates chimney grease
Whun ay grrer
up, wanna be juss like yous
Yo voice is
more sewth'n than morgan freeman's
I think about
yous while Am ed de bog
Yer blimp so
de bee's knees
You're more
fun than bubble wrap
Yer make me
feel like ay am ed terp o' de wirld Yer ay a bucket o' awesome
Evun me moggy
likes yous
I love yous
more than a bladdered college student loves tacos .
Flirting:
Ariite, sound
as a pound lewking
Me without
yous is like a nerd without braces, a shoe wi' out laces,
asentencewithoutspaces
Yer ay de
gravy ter me mashed tatties
Let's do this
again sometime
Yer could bowl
longer without a shower than most people
I’m made up we
met
Is it 'ot in
e'yer er is it juss yous?
I usually dun
say this onna fairst date, but wul yous marry me
I dun speak
much sea-pie, but wi' you's lot ay dead need ter say is custy
The only
difference betweun exceptional and gaffer is yous
I deffo wuddun
kick yous outi flock
Greeting:
'iya, i'd like
ter kun why you're so custy
Gewd morning
Gewd avvy
Gewd evening
Hello
How ay yous?
Whats up?
Hows it go'n?
How ay things?
How yous do'n?
Insults:
Yer birth
certificate is an apology from de condom factory
Shut up,
you'll na be de feller yer ma' is
Yer must 'uv
beun breeched onna 'ighway cuz that's whuz most accidents 'appen
You're so
mingin ariite kitty said t'rah fe now ter yous.
I na forget a
kite, but in yer case i'll make an exception. I blimp into yer eyes and get de
feel'n someone else is driv'n.
Guess whun
yous wuz breeched, de docti slapped yer da?
I don’t
exactly 'ate yous, but if yous wuz ed fire and ay 'ad council pop, i’d bevvy
it.
I’d like ter
see things from yer point o' view but ay can’t seem ter get me barnet dat far
up me ass.
Come again
whun yous can’t quite stay so long
Yer gorp at
frozun juice tinnie because dee say ‘concentrate’
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