Ireland
Compliments:
Oi appreciate
yer more than santa appreciates chimney grease
When oi grow
up, oi want ter be jist loike yer
Your voice is
more soothin' than morgan freeman's
I tink aboyt
yer while oi'm on de gaff av wax
You luk so
perfect
You're more
craic than bubble wrap
You make me
fale loike scon are on top av de warrld You are a bucket av awesome
Even me cat
likes yer
I love yer
more than a trollied college student loves tacos
Flirting:
'owaya, gran'
looking
Me withoyt yer
is loike a nerd withoyt braces, a shoe wi' oyt laces, asentencewithoutspaces
You are de
gravy ter me colcannon
Let's chucker
dis again sometime
You cud go
longer withoyt a arthur power than most people
I’m glad we
met
Is it 'ot in
'ere or is it jist yer?
I usually
don't say dis on a first date, but 'ill yer marry me
I don't spake
much Oirish, but witcha al' oi really nade ter say is bonny
The only
difference between exceptional an' rapid is yer I definitely wouldn't keck yer
oyt av scratcher
Greeting:
Top o' the
chuffin' marnin ter yer
I'd loike ter
nu why you're so bonny
Gud morning g
Gud afternoon
Gud evening
Hello
How ye?
Whats up?
Hows it
'eadin'?
How are
things?
How yer doin'?
Insults:
Yisser birth
certificate is an apology from de 50p lifesaver factory
Shut up,
you'll never be yer paddy yisser ma is
You must 'av
been born on a 'ighway cuz that's wha most accidents 'appen
You're so
ganky 'owaya kitty said take 'er 'andy ter yer. I never forget a bake, but in
yisser case i'll make an excepshun.
I luk into
yisser eyes an' git de feelin' someone else is drivin'.
Guess whaen
yer were born, de doctor slapped yisser da?
I don’t
exactly 'ate yer, but if yer were on fire an' oi 'ad water, i’d draink it.
I’d loike ter
clap things from yisser point av view but oi can’t seem ter git me noggin dat
far up me arse.
Cum again whaen
yer can’t quite stay so long
You gawk at
frozen juice can cos they say ‘concentrate’
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