FMP - Brief 3 - Conducting content

I have conducted a list of compliments, insults, flirts and greetings to be translated into each of my chosen location accents.

Sources:

Insults:

http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/best-insults.asp
http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-709535.htm
http://www.gotlines.com/insults/

Greetings:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090131150908AA1wfMk
http://www.inlandnet.com/~elcid/tutorials/Greetings_and_Goodbyes/Index_Greetings_and_Goodbyes.html
http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/vocabulary/people

Flirting & Compliments:

http://peoplearenice.blogspot.co.uk/p/compliment-list.html

Compliments:

1. I appreciate you more than Santa appreciates chimney grease
2. When I grow up, I want to be just like you
3. Your voice is more soothing than Morgan Freeman's
4. I think about you while I'm on the toilet
5. You look so perfect
6. You're more fun than bubble wrap
7. You make me feel like I am on top of the world
8. You are a bucket of awesome
9. Even my cat likes you
10. I love you more than a drunk college student loves tacos

Flirting:

1. Hello, good looking
2. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe with out laces, asentencewithoutspacesYou are the gravy to my mashed potatoes
3. Let's do this again sometime
4. You could go longer without a shower than most people
5. I’m glad we met
6. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
7. I usually don't say this on a first date, but will you marry me
8. I don't speak much [ INSERT LOCATION], but with you all I really need to say is beautiful
9. The only difference between exceptional and amazing is you
10. I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed

Greetings:

1. Hi, I'd like to know why you're so beautiful
2. Good Morning
3. Good afternoon
4. Good evening
5. Hello
6. How are you?
7. Whats up?
8. Hows it going?
9. How are things?
10. How you doing?

Insults:

1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
2. You must have been born on a highway cos thats where most accidents happen
3. You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
4. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
5. I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
6. Guess when you were born, the doctor slapped your dad?
7. I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.
8. I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.
9. Come again when you can’t quite stay so long
10. You stare at frozen juice can because they say ‘Concentrate’