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Birmingham
Compliments:
I appreciate
yaouw mower than santa appreciates chimbley grease.
When I groo
up, I wanna be just loike yaouw.
Yaw voice is
mower suthen than morgan freeman's.
I fink abart
yaouw while i'm on the larpom.
Yaouw luke so
perfect.
Yom mower
crack than bubble wrap.
Yaouw mek me
feel loike I yam on top of the world.
Yoo miskin a
bucket of awesum.
Even me moggy
likes yaouw.
I love yaouw
mower than a banjaxed college student loves tacos.
Flirting:
Allroyt,
crisp.
Me wiouten
yaouw is loike a nerd wiouten braces, a shoe with ert laces.
Yoo miskin the
graivee ter me mashed tattoys.
Let's does
this agen sometime.
Yaouw cud goo
longer wiouten a shower than most people.
I’m glad we met
Is it hot in
eya or is it just yaouw?
I usually doy
soy this on a fust date, but oot marry me.
I doy spek
much brummy, but with yaouw all I really need ter soy is beaotiful.
The only
diffrunce between exceptional an' amazen is yaouw.
I definitely
wouldn't kick yaouw ert of bed.
Greeting:
Allroyt, i'd
loike ter knoo why yom so beaotiful.
Bostin morning
Bostin
afternoon
Bostin evening
Allroyt
Arr miskin ya?
Whats up?
Hows it guin?
'oo am things?
Oo miskin ya
doen?
Insults:
Yaw birth
sustificutt is an apology frum the condom factory.
Shut up,
you'll never be the geezer yaw mother is.
Yaouw mun
miskin born on a highwoy cuz that's where most accidents happen.
Yom so mingin
allroyt kitty said tarra ter yaouw.
I never forget
a face, but in yaw case i'll mek an exception.
I luke into
yaw eyes an' get the feelen someone else is driven.
Guess when
yaouw were born, the doctor slapped yaw dad?
I don’t
exactly hate yaouw, but if yaouw were on bonny-fire an' I 'ad water, i’d drink
it.
I’d loike ter
see things frum yaw point of vioo but I can’t seem ter get me yed that afar up
me ass.
Cum agen when
yaouw can’t quite stoy so lung.
Yaouw gawk at
frozen juice can because they soy ‘concentrate’.
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